bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

I was tagged by Jinnyfaise.

Name: Jessica
Nicknames: Jess
Birthday: May 14th
Gender: Female
Sexuality: I’m not sure anymore. Ask me later.
Height: 5’5ish.
Time Zone: Central Daylight Time
What time and date is it there:
11:13 PM on August 31, 2014.
Average hours of sleep:
6-9 depending.
OTPs:
Drarry, RhettxScarlett, ZoSan, and various others
The last thing I Googled was:
Comfort Food by ArsenicJade
First word that comes to mind:
Justice
What I last said to a family member: Okay.
One place that makes me happy and why: The Movie Theater. I have my reasons.
How many blankets I sleep under: One.
Favourite Beverage: Water or Soy Milk.
The last movie I watched in the cinema was: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Don’t judge me!)
Three things I can’t live without: Internet, Movies, & Good Food
Something I plan on learning: More about Law
A piece of advise for all my followers: Don’t play it safe just because you’re afraid of what will happen otherwise. This life is all you have, so you might as well do with it what you want.
My blogs: mistmarauder
You have to listen to this song: This!

I tag hannibalshitspeople, mcscisaac, wee-potter, sherlockatthemorgue, and that-green-woman.

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

monkeydlouis:

One Piece 757: Trump Card~SABO~

monkeydlouis:

One Piece 757: Trump Card
~SABO~

There was an idea called The Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea, in heroes.

abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Sparks are igniting, flames are spreading and the Capitol wants revenge.