the magic begins: Most Powerful Quotes (3/3)Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous… He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: “To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn."
Lupita Nyong’o accepting her Academy Award for Best Actress in a Supporting Role.
The 2014 Academy Awards Winners
The cast and crew of ‘12 Years a Slave’ celebrate after winning the Best Picture award onstage during the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Steve McQueen and Brad Pitt embrace after winning the Best Picture award for ‘12 Years a Slave’ onstage during the 86th Annual Academy Awards
All my life men like you have sneered at me. And all my life I’ve been knocking men like you into the dust.
Lupita Nyong’o wins an Oscar for portraying a real life slave, and the first thing she did was thank Patsy for her inspiration.
Jared Leto wins an Oscar for portraying a trans woman, and doesn’t mention trans women at all.
I think the point makes itself.
Lupita Nyong’o poses in the press room with the award for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for “12 Years a Slave” during the 86th Annual Academy Awards
- lupita won an oscar
- ellen is hosting a giant pizza party
- kristen belle brought a burrito to the oscars
- brad pitt is handing out paper plates
- arby’s bought pharrell’s hat on ebay
- everything is beautiful
i can’t believe [person] just [verb]ed at the [award show]
i can’t believe GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER (INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER) just TRANSFORMED INTO A JET PLANE at the ACADEMY AWARDS
whens the last time these rich ass celebrities used a paper plate